Objectively Defined

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cordjefferson:

Motherfucking progress.

A big “welcome home” to all the troops, gay, straight, or otherwise.

Yes!

fuckyeahkansas:

(via bluehospitality)

Aisha Khan, a 19-year-old female from Overland Park has been missing since 11am, Fri. Dec. 16.

“December 16, 2011

On this date at approximately 11:58 A.M. Overland Park Police officers responded to a report of a missing person in the area of the Kansas University Edwards Campus at 12600 Quivira Road. The missing person is Aisha Khan, a 19-year-old Asian female. She is a student at Johnson County Community College.

5’2, 120 lbs
Dark Brown Hair
Brown Eyes
Glasses

Aisha Khan was last seen wearing black sweat pants, yellow/black shirt, black scarf, black regular length jacket, and black/white long outer coat.

Anyone with information about this incident is asked to contact the TIPS HOTLINE and 816-474-TIPS.”

(via shanghiwendy)

theclearlydope:

My Axe Body Spray makes me believe Hip Hop artist Pitbull. Instantly.

(Source: aguynamedmatt, via ashafuckinglo)

buzzfeed:

[Social Media As Wartime Propaganda]

These are amazingly - well done & hilarious.

inciannomati:

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Wow. That is all.

(via spookyhome)

They didn’t even leave any money. If you’re gonna watch at least compensate me. I don’t work for free.

Didn’t get this at first. It’s now hilarious!

(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

good:

Dealbreaker: She Was Too Freaky. Everything is great…until it all goes down in flames. No matter how freaky you imagine yourself to be, there’s always someone who’s just a little bit- or a lot- freakier.

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This story made me laugh. I could have made it…I think.